I honestly want to know how many people make a conscious decision to stock up on #jalapeno #viennasausage for their office when putting in their #staples order. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘Ž #why #receptionisttho #worklife

I honestly want to know how many people make a conscious decision to stock up on #jalapeno #viennasausage for their office when putting in their #staples order. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ‘Ž #why #receptionisttho #worklife


D and I found a recruit for our #zombieapocalypse squad on the way to #brunch after kicking ass in class. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿด๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‰ #calicomfort #tritip #bbq #twinsietime #yeayforgiftcards #ilovemycity #murderstreet

D and I found a recruit for our #zombieapocalypse squad on the way to #brunch after kicking ass in class. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿด๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‰ #calicomfort #tritip #bbq #twinsietime #yeayforgiftcards #ilovemycity #murderstreet


D/Mrs. #legolasgrenleaf/#katniss & Shu/#tauriel/#merida are ready for the #zombieapocalypse! ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ฏ #bullseye #archery #bowsandarrows #groupon #murderlake #twinsietime #ilovemycity #hotasballs

D/Mrs. #legolasgrenleaf/#katniss & Shu/#tauriel/#merida are ready for the #zombieapocalypse! ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ฏ #bullseye #archery #bowsandarrows #groupon #murderlake #twinsietime #ilovemycity #hotasballs


Meanders was emo from being cooped up for the last 2 weekends so I ended up taking her to what is now referred to as “her fav #bar”. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ #coinop #area51 #marvelvscapcom #xmen #mariokart #houseofthedead #mortalkombat #fuckyeah #childhood #hotasballs #myballsarehot

Meanders was emo from being cooped up for the last 2 weekends so I ended up taking her to what is now referred to as “her fav #bar”. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿน๐Ÿ‘พ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ #coinop #area51 #marvelvscapcom #xmen #mariokart #houseofthedead #mortalkombat #fuckyeah #childhood #hotasballs #myballsarehot


#Southwestern #salad for #dinner at sissy’s. ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ” #fuckyeahsalad

#Southwestern #salad for #dinner at sissy’s. ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ” #fuckyeahsalad


Liz broke her foot last week and didn’t show up for her last day at work so I had to send her farewell card to her house yesterday…had a little too much fun with the envelope. Sent it from, “Your fav people @ ALI (but mostly Michelle)” ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“ฌ #worklife #goodforyou #gimp

Liz broke her foot last week and didn’t show up for her last day at work so I had to send her farewell card to her house yesterday…had a little too much fun with the envelope. Sent it from, “Your fav people @ ALI (but mostly Michelle)” ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ“ฌ #worklife #goodforyou #gimp


Decorated my boss’ desk with ever piece of decor I could find in the office! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ #hbd #happybirth #starwarsisdumb #trashbanner

Decorated my boss’ desk with ever piece of decor I could find in the office! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ #hbd #happybirth #starwarsisdumb #trashbanner


#TwinsieTime at #RareForm earlier! ๐Ÿž๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿนโค๐Ÿ’› #godblessrareform porchetta #sandwich #cherry #lemonade

#TwinsieTime at #RareForm earlier! ๐Ÿž๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿนโค๐Ÿ’› #godblessrareform porchetta #sandwich #cherry #lemonade


Had #breakfast at my fav #farmersmarket with #twinsie this morning. My #macarons and (#kappa?) #sandwich on the left and her #cravory #cookies and #siren sandwich on the right. ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘โ˜€ #hillcrest #supernatural #twinsietime #sosweaty #hotasballs

Had #breakfast at my fav #farmersmarket with #twinsie this morning. My #macarons and (#kappa?) #sandwich on the left and her #cravory #cookies and #siren sandwich on the right. ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿš๐Ÿค๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘โ˜€ #hillcrest #supernatural #twinsietime #sosweaty #hotasballs


Went from darky mess to caramel to honey to “#redasfuckred” in the span of about 9 hours. Thank you David for making my hair dream a reality! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’‡โค๐Ÿ’ƒ #redhead #ombre #saranwrapselfie

Went from darky mess to caramel to honey to “#redasfuckred” in the span of about 9 hours. Thank you David for making my hair dream a reality! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’‡โค๐Ÿ’ƒ #redhead #ombre #saranwrapselfie